pls, if you will

Black: I would date you.
Green: I think you’re cute.
Blue: You are my tumblr crush.
Grey: I wish we still talked
Purple:  I really love your blog.
Teal: We have a lot in common.
Yellow: FUCK ME, LET’S FUCK.
Orange: I don’t like your blog.
Brown: I don’t like you.
Pink: I think you are unattractive.
Red: I hate you with a burning passion.
White: Marry me.

cynicalsleeper asked
I saw a photoshoot of cows snuggling with people... Do you have any more big cow snuggles?
oldmancaleb:

Peach’s panties were deemed to risque for a young audience in the 3DS version of Super Smash Bros. Instead, children playing the game will be welcomed to T H E V O I D

oldmancaleb:

Peach’s panties were deemed to risque for a young audience in the 3DS version of Super Smash Bros. Instead, children playing the game will be welcomed to T H E V O I D

fullten:

mach712:

deebott:

harleyhendrix:

shanellbklyn:

emmanuel-x:

deycallmetrey:

king-joaquin:

iceylucy:

legalmexican:

"Urban Tie Cap" Don’t you mean a Du rag…

Lmfaooo


ahem…

I’m done

Are you fucking kidding me, so everything we have is gonna get taken

Lmao
harleyhendrix
My nigga I guess. She all wearing that shit like a tacky ass du rag model

Goddamn I’m so fucking tired of white people fuck

So this needs some serious fact checking. Firstly this wasn’t Chanel, it was Derek Lam. The hair stylist(Orlando Pita if you care) only used these to help manage their hair before they went on.So, this isn’t a product. And it wasn’t part of a show. They just went out an got some for hair work.

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fullten:

mach712:

deebott:

harleyhendrix:

shanellbklyn:

emmanuel-x:

deycallmetrey:

king-joaquin:

iceylucy:

legalmexican:

"Urban Tie Cap" Don’t you mean a Du rag…

Lmfaooo

image

ahem…

I’m done

Are you fucking kidding me, so everything we have is gonna get taken

Lmao
harleyhendrix

My nigga I guess. She all wearing that shit like a tacky ass du rag model

Goddamn I’m so fucking tired of white people fuck

So this needs some serious fact checking. Firstly this wasn’t Chanel, it was Derek Lam. The hair stylist(Orlando Pita if you care) only used these to help manage their hair before they went on.

So, this isn’t a product. And it wasn’t part of a show. They just went out an got some for hair work.

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Anonymous asked
I feel bad for you I know you wish you were white x

floralserenade:

ok ok ok ok wait. hold up. i’m so confused.

why would i want to be white when i look this cute already?

idk if y’all can see but this is my short hair now

why would i want to be white when i can have beautiful locks of hair instead of having a receding hairline at the age of 25 ?

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why would i want to be white when i can still look like this in 10 yrs time instead of looking like unmoisturised kneecaps?

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why would i want to be white when i can have actual lips and not look like an example of how to draw birds to kindergarten kids?

This is me. Yep. Me. Yea. Me.     Hi …

why would i want to be white and think that pepper is an actual spice and that it’s too spicy to eat? (i don’t have a picture relating to that. but look how good my body looks in this pic)

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smashsuper3ds:

All Smash Bros. Character Rosters

From top to bottom:
N64, Melee, Brawl, Wii U/3DS